April 18 2014, 10pm


bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

April 18 2014, 2pm


fedoraaura:

 I want to give my followers something special for staying with me for so long, so i’m giving away this iPad mini among my own followers.

RULES

  • yes you can follow me now and your still in.
  • the raffle will use both my followers and the notes on this post.
  • you dont have to reblog and like but it gives you extra raffles
  • only followers get raffles, if you like/reblog without follow it doesn’t count
  • i ship everywhere no worries m8
  • please dont spam your followers
  • must be comfortable with giving me your address for shipping
  • ENDS 4/30/14

INCLUDES

  • 1 brand new Ipad Mini 
  • 1 item around $20-30 on redbubble.com
  • like 3 free commisions
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April 15 2014, 9pm


nice-wig-janis:

"what did you even do before you joined tumblr"
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April 15 2014, 12am


theunbreakablev0w:

alxesi:

i took a video of my sims woohooing in the hot tub with the nude mosaic removed and now i can’t stop laughing

damn that’s some good ass sex right there


April 10 2014, 1pm


ironychan:

penandpage:

39cliffsidedrive:

Actual 3-year-old Tony Stark, everyone. 

I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR THIS LAST NIGHT AND COULDN’T FIND IT.

(Source: homovikings)


April 10 2014, 1pm


naariel:

Eris?? Goddess of chaos strife and discord?? more like Goddess of animated hairporn jesus lord just look at it.


April 9 2014, 11pm


zannablack:

superlockedinthephandom:

sarajust:

taggedbooty:

offlcer:

♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

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TOO SOON

IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

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oh my god…


April 9 2014, 7pm


anglosexual:

misandryinhaiku:

“women are weaklings!”

i’m strong enough to carry

your corpse to the woods

this haiku is my favorite haiku